Ladies, you don’t need a man to make your Thanksgiving happy ;)

A short set of tips to have the best single Thanksgiving for our beloved readers!

There was once a time when women went ‘hysterical’ (showed too much emotion that men couldn’t handle) all the time.

Over time, bigger and bigger mental institutions were built to become more and more adept and capturing and controlling these apparent ‘abnormalities’. But for how long would they keep sterilizing the brains of women with lobotomies? They needed a more sustainable solution. So in 1869, physician George Taylor came up with a steam-powered ‘Manipulator’ that would really show women their place – their place in heaven!

Although sex toys date back over 25000 years, it was not until recently that mainstream society even understood the needs of women, let alone built a sex toy! But since then, we’ve been on a roll. There’s more and more variety every year! And they’re mostly focused on making the multiple nerve endings of women tingle!

How crazy is it that these amazing inventions all came out of men’s need to control women? I’d say it’s almost wild enough to make me stop using them. But I can’t resist. What’s the other option? Go looking for an actual man? Nobody’s got time for that!

You probably won’t even want a man when you see what a wand can do for you. So don’t be sad or lonely: Eat that wonderful Turkey and then get into bed with your Magic Wand (others call it a vibrator, but that’s not half as exciting), and look up feminist porn! Trust me, your Thanksgiving is gonna be much better than it ever would be with a man breathing turkey breath into your face!

Need some suggestions? 

#1 Clitoral Sucking Vibrator, G Spot Clit Dildo Vibrators Waterproof, Rechargeable Clitoris Stimulator by Tracy’s Dog

The clit vibrator comes with 10 vibration modes and 10 suction modes, including multiple power levels and pulsating patterns. One button in the base controls the vibration, and the other button handles the suction. Simple and easy is the way to Go!


#2 Tracy’s Dog Rechargeable Cordless 8 Vibration Patterns Vibrator Sex Toys for Women Couple

he ergonomically designed wand massager kits delivers everything anyone could want in a single sex toy: Speeds, vibration, intensity, easy-to-use controls and more.


#3 IMO Vibrating G-spot Vibrator

Perfectly shaped and contoured to address all the important areas and a variety of settings to choose from based on your tastes. It’s fairly easy to hold and easy to clean. Premium silicone provides a silky smooth and utterly touchable surface that feels divine.


#4 Vibrating Anal Beads, Butt Plug Vibrator with Remote Control Waterproof Male Prostate Massager Stimulator sex toy for Men Couple

Lovely beads made from smooth black silicone that feels soft and seamless to the touch. (Why leave Men behind😊, let them have fun TOO!) We are little biased 😉


#5 G Spot Rabbit Vibrator Adult Sex Toys with Bunny Ears for Clitoris Stimulation

Smooth and rounded, the head of this dildo vibrator is ergonomically angled to hit your elusive pleasure zone with ease


Without any doubt, my favourite are the Tracy’s Dog clitoral sucking vibrator and their 3-extension wand for these kind of nights.

Give them a shot! You will not be disappointed!

Happy Thanksgiving!!

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