Ten Ways to (Subtly) Turn Her on Instead

Ten Ways to Turn Her on Instead

Submitted By SciFurz

  1. Listen attentively when she speaks.
  2. Be interested in what she likes.
  3. Surprise her by doing the household chores without her asking (bonus points for being the househusband).
  4. Extra bonus points doing this wearing only an apron when she comes home.
  5. Watch the movie starring the actor she crushes on together with her.
  6. Pamper her after a hard day.
  7. Open the car door for her.
  8. Work out to discard that beer gut.
  9. Visit her at work in a suit to deliver a rose and the address of the restaurant she’s expected at after work (*bonus points if she works down in the mines).
  10. Turn off the lights and play out her favourite vampire or werewolf fantasy.


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